Ian Foot

Ian Foot is the unreasonable chief immigration officer. He is stubborn, and has stereotypes about all non-white people having no rights to living in the UK (except oriental people whom he refers to as "yellow people").

His interrogations always involve foreigners (or someone who appears foreign) with the aim of having them thrown out of the country. Examples include questioning a man because he's no longer has a moustache as opposed to his passport (and that his clothes etc. were also different), the Polish Ambassador for the UK (believing he was going to work in the country illegally), and even overlooks the fact an older man has the passport photo of a young girl, instead advising him to update the photo. A fellow FlyLo worker, Taaj Manzoor, was also questioned by Ian, since he is of Pakistani descent. Ian asks him many derogatory questions relating to his background, such as who he would support between an English or Pakistani sports team, how often he eats curry, and even if he was connected to a worldwide Islamic terrorist group called Al-Qaeda.